I want a medal

OK so the biggest thing apparently in Sports News now is Marion saying what we have been telling her for so many years. As a Fame reporter said "I guess she never realised that Flaxseed Oil does not make your muscles grow". Hmmmmmmm. But i have a suggestion, and let me clarify that this is not just for Americans but anyone that feel led to take drugs. If they so badly want to be the person that runs 200 metres in a flat 5 seconds then why not start their own Olympics. This would be the Olympics for the brain-dead. They would all have fun getting high, swallowing pills etc., it would be a grand affair. And then, no one can say the person who came first was cheating....because those are the rules. And me and my colleagues can work at the track to pick up the unfortunate ones that seem to not live very long. All i would be doing is checking for a pulse :D. (Anything more complicated find BB and ThinkB)
But seriously, it is so unfair to train for hours a day, for most of your life, come second and then YEARS after hear someone say, you know, this is actually yours. I got the money, the contracts, the fame, my national anthem was played but u can take this, its real so it has not turned green. WOW. Thanks. We all know how we feel when we hear our National Anthem play for a Gold medal, so can u imagine how an athlete must feel to know they caused it to play. Imagine then how it must feel to coming so close to that only to know u were never gonna win anyway, all the training, all the time spent, when all u needed was a little flaxseed.