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Dat is ow di bredda cum up to mi window a beat pon it. Do i owe him something? Did i forget to pay him for his wonderful acrobatics last night? Do i owe rent money? NO! To all of the above! This man was simply demanding what was rightlfully his in this world...some of my money. I was shocked. What is up with the force used on my poor window? Why are you going to try and scare me into giving you money? If you can't bother with this job and the people that you have to work with make you miserable then go and look for another one elsewhere. I am lost in this world today. Once upon a time ppl would come looking all sorrowful asking shamefully for a "smalls". Now if u eva mad seh u gi smaddy change, u lucky if dem tek it. One guy on campus asked me to help him make up his busfare. I literally had only $20 left in my name, but said since i drivin and i don't see how it will help me let me give him. The guy looks for a while at this $20 in his palm...then says "so u couldn't jus gi mi $50". I kindly informed him that he was now richer than i was and walked off.
Am i now supposed to give you because you want it? Is that how it works? Well, i am sorry, the more u bad mi up for my own money the less attention u gettin from me. WWJD? He would tell u to ask nicely. Good Day.

P.S. Close ur doors ladies, they opening women's doors when they in traffic and taking their bags or whatever they can.